The Rules Of Stocktoberfest

(With apologies to “Fight Club”)

1st RULE: You do not talk about Stocktoberfest.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about STOCKTOBERFEST.

3rd RULE: If someone says “stop” or goes limp, taps out or pukes…..Stocktoberfest is OVER.

4th RULE: Only two VC’s can fight over a start-up candidate at a time.

5th RULE: Only one beer bong at a time (you know who I am talking about).

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes, no non-preferred, pre-money valuation equity investments.

7th RULE: Stocktoberfest will go on as long as it has to….or until someone threatens to streak through downtown Coronado.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at Stocktoberfest, you HAVE to buy me a beer.

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  • http://www.chicagosean.com chicagosean

    I’ve got a rainbow daiquiri with pink umbrella with your name on it.

  • http://www.gordonbowman.com/ Gordon Bowman

    Love it! Guess I’ll be buying you a beer tonight.