(With apologies to “Fight Club”)
1st RULE: You do not talk about Stocktoberfest.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about STOCKTOBERFEST.
3rd RULE: If someone says “stop” or goes limp, taps out or pukes…..Stocktoberfest is OVER.
4th RULE: Only two VC’s can fight over a start-up candidate at a time.
5th RULE: Only one beer bong at a time (you know who I am talking about).
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes, no non-preferred, pre-money valuation equity investments.
7th RULE: Stocktoberfest will go on as long as it has to….or until someone threatens to streak through downtown Coronado.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at Stocktoberfest, you HAVE to buy me a beer.