The Trading Setup For Those That Never Sleep

There used to be a pretty cool glossy mag called Trader Monthly, whose focus was to cover the “trading lifestyle.”  They started in 2004 but like many other things were a casualty of the 2008 market crash.

I was cleaning out a few old issues today and came across this quick hit showing a trading set up in the bedroom.  It’s pretty cool but you could probably find better things to do in the bedroom (I am sure his wife would agree).

The Internet Remnants of Trader Monthly

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10 Tips If You Are Losing Money In This Market.

There is really no such thing as an “easy” market to make money in, however some types of markets are more conducive to success than others, and right now we are in the middle of one those types of markets.

If you are not making money in the market right now, you need to seriously re-evaluate your trading (and conversely, if you are making money hand over fist right now, you need to make sure it is because of your trading, not because everything is just going up).

So if your trading P/L is currently bleeding red, here are ten tips that might help put it back in the black.

1.  Cut your position size – Everybody goes through losing streaks, and if you are in one right now you should be progressively cutting your position size down until you return to your winning ways.  This ensures that you are trading the smallest size during your worst periods. Think of it like an out of control night in Vegas; as it gets later in the evening you should be drinking less, not reaching for the beer-bong.

2.  Stop trying to short stocks –  No matter what type of market we are in, short selling is probably the hardest thing for a trader to do profitably on a consistent basis. Those that can are part of a very small and specialized group of traders.  It may seem “cool” to try to make your money selling short, but what is really cool is just making money. Besides every time you short a stock, somewhere a kitten dies.

3.  Trade less (make more) – Take it easy Racer X, you don’t have to be going full bore all the time, (besides you’ll never catch the Mach 5 anyway).  There is no law that says you have to trade every day of the week.  If you are consistently losing money right now, trading more often will just increase your rate of loss.  Dial it back a bit and take that extra time to review your charts and find optimal set ups.  Then maybe Trixie will finally pay attention to you.

4.  Stay out of low-priced stocks – Trading cheap stocks may seem tempting, especially if you have a smaller sized account, but these types of stocks are often illiquid with wide spreads relative to their price.  Not unlike short selling this is a very specialized trading niche, and right now there is no lack of well capitalized and liquid stocks making nice moves in this market.

5.  Pay attention to what the market is telling you – If out of the blue your wife starts going to the gym, getting “elective” procedures, and wearing high heel boots to “work,” you better pay attention or know a good divorce lawyer.  Each time the market takes a nosedive I see the streams come alive with traders closing out their longs, or going short. But that is not what the market has been telling you.  It has been telling you that this is a “buy on the dip” market, where you add to your longs on support and you certainly don’t short there.  At some point this will change, but until then don’t try to go against the grain.

6.  Trade in the best sectors – The overall market tone is the most important factor in moving individual stocks, and right behind that is sector performance.  If you are not trading stocks in the sectors that are moving with the market, you are putting yourself at a great disadvantage.  Just look at the coal stocks during this recent rally; they have been nothing but dogs.  Make sure that you are trading stocks in the sectors that are moving up with the broader market.

7.  Check your methodology – Or more importantly, make sure you have a methodology.

8.  Review your risk/reward ratios – Are you averaging larger losses on your losing trades that profits on your winning ones?  If so you need to adjust your risk/reward parameters when entering a trade.  The minimum you should strive for is a 1:3 ratio, which means you can “win” on a smaller number of trades and still be profitable.  For more info take a look at my “Deconstructing A Trade” videos where I cover that subject so often you will want to puke….but in a good way.

9.  Eliminate external distractions – One day in 2005 I was battling a bad market, a bad Wi-Fi connection, and was forcing bad trades.  Even worse than that, my wife kept bugging me every three minutes or so. “Honey, can you come over here?”  “Yeah, yeah, just give me a minute,” I would say. Finally she said, “honey, I think the baby is coming!”  Out of deference to her, and the doctor, and the nurse, and the intern staring at me, I closed my laptop and stopped trading for the day.  (Oh man, I wish I was kidding about this story). Point is, if there are distractions in your personal or professional life, they can often cause you to lose focus in your trading.  If you can’t eliminate them, it might be best to hold off on trading until you can get a handle on them.

10.  Subscribe to a trading service – As I have written about in the past, I am a big fan of quality subscription services.  If you are a beginning trader it is like having an experienced mentor, and if you are a seasoned trader, it is like having an extra pair of eyes on the market. The money you make in trading spends the same way no matter if you found the trade yourself, or somebody else gave you a heads up on it, so put your ego aside and make good use of this “tool.”

And of course most importantly, finding an interesting and informative free blog that talks about the relationships between the markets and life, in a humorous and relatable way, will take your mind off your trading losses and let you relax.  Just make sure you can subscribe via E-mail or RSS.

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Deconstructing A Trade: Changing Time Frames.

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Deconstructing A Trade: Slow And Steady Is Still Profitable.

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You Had Me At “Space”…And At “Playboy”…And At “Gentleman’s Club.”

One of the coolest things for me as a kid was going to Disneyland and visiting Tomorrowland.  It was a fascinating place that stylistically made me simultaneously think of both the future and the past.  Like, the rocket ships were going to go Mars, but the cabins in the ships looked like 50’s style “modern” lounges, the type you would see illustrated in the pages of your father’s old Playboys.

Imagine my (theoretical) thrill then when I read that Playboy is entertaining the thought of a gentleman’s club in space; dovetailing off of Virgin Galactic’s plans to launch their own space tourism flights this summer.  A Playboy representative elaborates….

As Virgin Galactic gets closer to becoming the world’s first commercial space line, Playboy is eagerly pondering the creation of the ultimate intergalactic entertainment destination. This heaven-in-the-heavens will exceed starry-eyed travelers’ wildest dreams, and guests will truly experience a party that’s out of this world.

Alas my days of going to gentleman’s clubs are long gone as far as you know, but even if Playboy’s plans are more “theoretical” than realistic, the idea of getting a lap dance in zero gravity does cause the mind to wander.  Perhaps I can convince my wife to let me go just so I can check out the futuristic architecture and design styling……

Below are some artist’s renditions of this “stellar space strip-club” (hey…not bad, huh)?

The Exterior:

The Restaurant:

The Club:

The Hotel Suite:

The Game Room:

Playboy Ponders The First Gentleman’s Club In Space (Via i09)

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There Are Dorks Among Us – And They Are Fascinating.

Back in 1980 I was one of those kids that was addicted to arcade games.  The minute that school was over you could find me and about thirty other kids jammed around the Asteroids game near the front of the corner liquor store.  All I wanted to do was eat, drink, and sleep arcade games.  But as I got older, my life evolved in a normal manner and I moved on, as I figured everybody else did.

That is why I was so shocked to find out that there are still full-grown adults who compete in arcade gaming.  Let me be clear here, not computer gaming, but old school arcade gaming.  Think Defender, not Call of Duty.

I learned this when I stumbled across the documentary “King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters”.  This documentary is ostensibly about the competition to achieve a new world record in Donkey Kong, but is really about intense competition, intrigue, fascinating characters, back stabbing, mind games, Machiavellian manipulation, failure, and ultimately, redemption.  It is simply fascinating.

Give it two minutes and I guarantee you will be hooked.

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How I Missed 400 Points In Apple (aka…In Life, Always Go For The Cubans).

I am not one of those hip people who gets waived past the velvet rope right into the club, and if I do get in, I am terrible at getting the bartender’s attention. I just stand at the bar and watch as people on both sides get their drink orders taken before me, while I try to figure out what I’m doing wrong.

My brother-in-law Dan is exactly the opposite.  It’s like his hand is permanently affixed with one of those stamps you can only see under an ultraviolet light.  He always knows the doorman. He used to date the waitress.  The bartender is his best friend.  He is the essence of bar cool.

A while back he came into town and in an attempt to show him how cool I could be, I took him to a great little cigar bar I know of in Los Angeles.  I had been there a few times before and had noticed that there was a humidor “behind the humidor” if you know what I mean.  If you don’t, I mean that there were real Cuban cigars in that second humidor, which although the best in the world, are illegal to sell in the United States (thanks a lot JFK).

I had worked up a good rapport with the bar owner and was pretty sure that I had become enough of a regular that I would soon be offered “The Cubans.”  I primed my brother-in-law, who had never smoked real Cubans before, and left him with the impression that we were “all dialed in.”

We arrived and took a seat at the bar, and the owner recognized me right away. This was a great start to the night and I felt that my “cool” quotient had already started to rise.

He asked us what we wanted to smoke and I told him that I wanted him to pick up out something “special,” while doing my best “wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more” routine.

“I know exactly what you are looking for,” he said, “I’ll be right back.”

He walked towards the humidor, and not wanting to look too anxious, I kept my back to him. I leaned forward towards Dan and whispered, “is he going to the humidor behind the humidor?”

“No,” he replied.

Dammit!

He came back with a couple of great cigars, but they weren’t Cubans.  I was not sure where to go at this point.  I thought I had given all the correct non-verbal cues; that the tone in my voice spelled it all out.  But my fantasy of finally being part of the “cool” crowd was fading away fast.

We smoked the cigars and drank our drinks, and Dan suggested we have another round of both.

This was it. This was where I was going to make my stand. All or nothing.  Home run or strikeout. Sydney or the bush.

I called the owner over, ordered two more drinks, and then told him “we want the real special cigars.  You know ‘los mejores’,” as if using my high school Spanish on him would seal the deal.  I probably looked like I was having an epileptic seizure as I simultaneously motioned with my head, trying to convey the universal signal for “you know, the humidor behind the humidor.”

“Ah ha.  Got it!  Back in a second,” he said.

“Is he going to the humidor behind the humidor?” I feebly asked my brother-in-law, the last bit of my hip quotient hanging on life support.

“No,” Dan replied.

I was crushed.  I did not get it.  I would never get it.  What did I need to do to get this to happen?

When he returned with two more non-Cuban cigars I thought there was no choice but to accept my fate and just smoke the ones he gave us.  As I was just about to reach for one of them, my brother-in-law leaned forward and said….

“We want the Cubans!”

We want the Cubans?  Did I hear that right?

I was shocked.  I was mortified.  You can’t just blatantly say something like that!  You need to be subtle. You need to be smooth. You need to be strategic and analyze the situation, waiting for the right time to….

“Oh…..!!!,” said the owner, “You want the Cubans?  Hold on I will be right back.”

I was 42 years old, and in that moment I instantly realized that I had spent a large part of my life in the “analysis” mode instead of the “action” mode.

Looking back, how bad had it been at times?

I’m nineteen years old and my best friend and I are going over to his girlfriend’s mother’s house. She is gone for the weekend, and his girlfriend has two of her friends spending the night.

Schwing…..!!!

I am told one of the girls, Vicki, is a model who has been in jail.

Double schwing……!!!!

We get to the house and start to party. Everybody is hanging out in back by the pool, drinking Corona’s, and getting loose.  After a while one of the girls says she is tired and is going to bed, followed quickly by my friend and his girlfriend.  That just leaves just me and Vicki.

Vicki wants to get in the hot tub, but “oh no,” neither one of us has brought a bathing suit.  “Let’s just skinny dip,” she suggests.  At this point I can actually hear the cheesy porn sound track start to play in my head….

“Bump chicka-bump buuuump bump ba, bump chicka-bump buuuuump bump ba…!!!”

In one seamless and fluid motion she strips her clothes off, grabs her beer, lights up a clove cigarette, and slinks down into the hot tub.

Now stay with me here.  I am sitting in a hot tub, naked, alone with “hot-model-ex-con-chick,” who is drinking a beer, and smoking a clove cigarette……

A CLOVE CIGARETTE FOR GOD’S SAKE…!!!

And in that moment, the thought running through my head was, “I’ve got to figure out the right time to try and kiss her.”

Last week I highlighted a blog post about $AAPL that I did in December of 2008, when it was trading around $85.00.

As I re-read that post for the first time in over four years It reminded me how much thought and detailed analysis I put into it, and how much in-action it led to.

And it just wasn’t when $AAPL was at $85.00.  I remember talking to my friend when it hit $170.00, saying that we should just drop some money into it and “put it into a drawer.”

The same thing happened again and again over the years in the 200’s, 300’s, and 400’s….each time I “analyzed” my way out of buying it.  Now that I think of it, I did the same thing with $BIDU when it was at $88.00…..pre-adjusted for the split.

AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHH……!!!!  These were my market versions of the hot tub and cigar bar.

We know that as market participants we have to do analysis (even if we don’t want to), and that we can’t just randomly “go for it” without using risk management.  But I let over-analysis get me so micro-focused that even though I could see the overall macro picture unfolding, I couldn’t act on it.

I am not saying that I would have held $AAPL from $85.00 straight up to the current low 500’s, but surely I could have taken some 50 or 100 point chunks out of it, instead of trying to day trade it for crumbs here and there.

This revelation is particularly painful given the fact that my friends and I used to joke in the late 90’s that someday our kids would ask us, “daddy, didn’t you have a computer in the 80’s, and didn’t it have Windows on it?”  We would then have to rationalize to them some contemporaneous excuses for not buying $MSFT.

Nobody can expect to catch and act on every opportunity that presents itself in life, but taking yourself out of the game before you even have a chance to play is just wrong.

I know someday I will have to answer the “didn’t you have an iPod back when…” question to my kids, just like I had to answer the “weren’t you in a hot tub with…..” question to my friend.

My goal though going forward in life, is to never have to ask myself the “why didn’t YOU go for the Cubans….” question again.

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Hey New Yorkers, Do Yourself A Favor….

As I have mentioned in the past, I am not a fan of Los Angeles.  I have to be there during the week for work, but it almost takes an Act of Congress to get me up there on the weekend. However last Saturday I made the trek from “The OC” up to LA in order to attend Joe Fahmy’s Trading Big Winners seminar, and I have to say, it was well worth the trip.

Those of you who have played sports may be familiar with the phrase “leave it all out on the field.”  It means that when you are done playing, you have nothing left to give because you gave your all; and that is what Joe did, he gave us everything he had in that seminar.

For over 9.5 hours Joe explained in detail his methodology for finding and trading these winners, including going through tons of charts, step-by-step, and answering all questions.

It was a great day.  I got to meet a number of traders including StockTwits own @ivanhoff (who reviewed the day in his “7 Things I Learned from Joe Fahmy’s Trading Big Winners Seminar”),  and I can highly recommend it to anybody that is thinking about attending his New York City seminar on March 3rd.

Do yourself a favor and check it out!

Joe Fahmy’s Trading Big Winners Seminar In New York City.

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The Market Is Not Closed For President’s Day.

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The stock market has been closed for a number of reasons since its inception, some that you may feel are valid and some that you may feel are not.  They include:

  • The centennial celebration of Washington’s inauguration
  • The death of Queen Victoria, King Edward VII, and King George V.
  • The death of J.P. Morgan.
  • Draft Registration Day.
  • No heat on the trading floor.
  • The return of General Pershing.
  • Parades for both Charles Lindbergh and General Eisenhower.
  • National Day of Mourning for Martin Luther King.
  • The “Paperwork Crisis” of 1968.
  • Heavy snow.
  • National Day of Participation for the lunar exploration.
  • Hurricane Gloria.
  • 9-11 (multiple days).

The markets have also been closed for a National Day of Mourning for the funeral of every president up to Gerald Ford’s in 2007.

Today some people think that the markets are closed for a holiday called “President’s Day,” but that is not the case.  In fact, according to the NYSE’s own site, it is closed for Washington’s birthday:

Washington’s Birthday was first declared a federal holiday by an 1879 act of Congress. The Monday Holiday Law, enacted in 1968, shifted the date of the commemoration of Washington’s Birthday from February 22 to the third Monday in February, but neither that law nor any subsequent law changed the name of the holiday from Washington’s Birthday to President’s Day. Although the third Monday in February has become popularly known as President’s Day, the NYSE’s designation of Washington’s Birthday as an Exchange holiday (Rule 51) follows the form of the federal holiday outlined above (section 6103(a) of title 5 of the United States Code).

When I was in was in school we had Lincoln’s and Washington’s birthday’s off as separate holidays.  Then somewhere along the line Lincoln’s got dropped and Washington’s mutated into this amorphous, beige-paint type holiday called President’s Day.

When Abe and George’s birthday’s were both still around there were TV specials, memorials, and school plays where you could actually learn something about the life and times of the two greatest presidents in American history.  There was some meaning to those two holidays and some significance past just being a three-day weekend and an excuse for department stores to have a sale.

I mean what sort of bullshit holiday is President’s Day anyway?  Who are we honoring, both Lincoln and Washington?  Are we honoring all the presidents?  If that is the case then I am sure there are a lot of people whose heads will explode when you tell them they are honoring George W. Bush or Jimmy Carter today.

And I for one will tell you that there is no way in the world that I will honor in any way, shape, or form that bastard Franklin Pierce.

Some will try to indulge in revisionist history and say that we are honoring the “Office of the President” today, but don’t even try that crap on me because it doesn’t even make sense.  I once broke up with a girlfriend who tried to pedal that BS to me, and she was a stripper.

The whole concept of a generic President’s Day just seems so politically correct to me, like when they do away with first place awards in children’s sports and just give everybody “participation” trophies.  I don’t want my Hoover’s, Nixon’s, and Clinton’s mixed in with my Roosevelt’s, Truman’s, and Reagan’s.  One of the keys to the American ideal is identifying exceptionalism, and that should apply most when honoring the leaders of our country.

So tomorrow, after you have bought a new pair of shoes in honor of William Howard Taft or grilled some steaks while thinking of Rutherford B. Hayes, take a few minutes out of your day and email you representative and tell them you want them to get rid of this communist based President’s Day holiday.  Tell them you want a return to presidential holidays that mean something, and while they are at it, tell them to bring back Columbus Day as well.

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Deconstructing A Trade: Finding The Exit.

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