10 Golden Rules to Blowing Your Trading Account Out

  1. Always use the maximum amount of leverage available.  They wouldn’t give it to you if you weren’t supposed to use it.
  2. Buy every dip, your stocks will always come back.
  3. Make sure to meet every margin call.
  4. Don’t look at charts, that’s yesterday’s news.
  5. If you have other issues going on in your life, don’t puss out! – KEEP TRADING!
  6. Reverse splits are a goldmine.
  7. Load up going into earnings.
  8. Follow [insert name of financial guru] cause he knows his shit!
  9. The market is your mortal enemy. Teach it that you’re the boss.
  10. Remember the trader’s motto, “it can’t go much lower.”